Really Huge Mission Statement

This blog is great, really tremendous, just HUGE! Like nothing else you’ve ever read. No, really everybody tells me that. I’m getting calls and tweets all the time thinking me for starting this blog. I say why—no, no, they say, we’re glad you did it ‘cause it’s just amazing. Just great. I mean ’cause everything I do is just tremendous, just huge.

I’m a calm genius. You can check it, ask anyone. They’re all saying that.

I mean nobody else is doing this—I mean they write about media, politics, the arts and stuff but they’re so boring, the others doing this. Can you believe it? Really dull. No, this is the truth. I never lie. I mean I like these people. They’re my friends, y’know, all nice people. But no energy, really boring. And that’s bad, really bad.  It’s disgusting. Even my cats—disgusted.

Frankly, I’d ban ‘em from the Internet, kick ‘em right off until we find out what in the hell is going on.  Really, I mean it. Can you build a wall around the Internet? Maybe not. But it’s something to think about. Gotta do something.

I gotta be truthful. They’re calling this the best blog ever. Probably is. That’s what everyone is saying, they’re calling me all the time. I’m doing nothing but answering their calls telling me this blog is great, probably the greatest, just tremendous. You’ll love it, too, I promise. Everyone loves it. It’s a beautiful thing to see. It really is.

I’m a beast. No, really, my vocabulary is just amazing. My brain, my personality. You can see, just amazing. It’s what they’re saying, it’s what they’re telling me all the time, tweeting and tweeting that I have to keep doing the blog ‘cause it’s great, gigantic, just HUGE!

Did I mention you’ll love it?

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